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(We briefly cut to a later scene of Jack and Jill laughing together while watching a movie at a cinema. NC (vo): It looks like Sandler is on the set of a commercial..an unused Dana Carvey Show sketch... (The montage of films starring Sandler is shown, featuring many brands onscreen) NC (vo): They're always trying to sneak in advertisements. (Three instances of Poopsie saying "Where were you? NC: (hand on cheek) You ever wonder what would happen... (A delivery man comes up to Jack and Jill at their seats, holding a tray) Delivery Man: Compliments of Mr. (Actually, it's a hot dog with Pacino's phone number made with ketchup and mustard. This scene annoys NC) NC: Can we cut to a voice slightly less annoying? (Dana Carvey is briefly shown playing a puppeteer) as he plays Jack, an ad executive who... Well, not sneak, as much as violently bludgeon you with. Skeeter Bronson (from Bedtime Stories): You might want some Cinnabons. " in the movie are shown) NC: Even if you were gonna do that, could it be something funny at least it says over and over? NC (vo): ..Linda from Bob's Burgers took on the identity of any of the Monty Python actors in drag? Jill glances at Pacino, and he smiles, making a "call me" gesture) NC (vo): And, hey, if you think Depp's cameo doesn't age well, check this one out. " is shown briefly) (The bathroom attendant walks up to see Jill. · Jupiter Ascending · Jurassic World · Top 11 TV Show Intros · Planet of the Apes · Osmosis Jones · Garfield: The Movie · Pixels · The Smurfs · Hammerman - Was That Real? (Pacino tickles Jack's armpits, making weird sounds. (Jill's eyes fill with tears) Because I am so ready to have an emotional scene with this character. (A shot of Johnny from The Room shouting "You're tearing me apart, Lisa! · Sharkboy and Lavagirl · Small Wonder - Was That Real? They grab him as he tries to climb out) Malcolm: C'mere, c'mere, c'mere! I DON'T– (They throw him on the couch, pin him down and pull his arms behind his back, all while he is crying like a bratty little kid) Tamara: (grabbing NC's head) Goddamn it, Critic, you have to review Jack and Jill! This is a film so infamously despised that even the trailer got people deeming it the worst movie ever. NC: (points at someone off-camera) Stop writing that down, Tyler Perry! (looks up, then pouts) I knew you didn't love me, God. (Jill and Sofia, who's holding a doll and is dressed like it, are shown happily leaving the My Tiny Me store) Jill: He's gonna be mad. NC (vo): As if things weren't incestuously creepy enough... Waking up, he discovers Jill next to him, who is grinning creepily) Jack: What are you doing?! It didn't look like there's anything on the wheel to knock her out. (The caption "1 Smirk Point" and NC's smirking face are shown below) (In the evening, a person that had the nickname "Funbucket", played by Norm Mac Donald, shows up and is unpleasantly surprised to see his actual date) NC (vo): The date is, of course, cameo #50, who is shocked to find who he's going out with. Pacino: Ah, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't. (Jill becomes disinterested with Pacino and leaves him. Felipe: (introduces his children) Look, these are my kids. Better feed her jalapenos, because..know, Mexicans! NC: You know, that joke was so funny and such good commentary. (Trying to break the pinata open, Jill accidentally hits Juangelina again, and the family brings her consciousness back with jalapenos) Felipe: (offscreen) Jalapenos. (In the evening, Pacino visits the Sadelstein residence and goes to Jill's bedroom) NC (vo): Meanwhile, Pacino breaks into Jack's house to find Jill and comes across her sweat stains on the bed. NC (vo): ...probably would have done this to the movie.
Open on the usual shot of the NC's chair, but he's missing. It appears on a ton of "worst films ever" lists, it's said to be Sandler's worst, even by Adam Sandler movie standards, and, for some reason, we've got to take a look at it. NC (vo): He ends up hanging on a light in the bathroom for dozens of minutes to escape...
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