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He grew up making jokes with famed comedian Lenny Bruce, tried his hand at stand-up with very little success, then decided to try to save his marriage and became a paint salesman.As he often said, “I dropped out of show business once, but, I was the only one who noticed I dropped out of show business.” Two children and a failed marriage later, he returned to stand-up as an unlikely middle-aged everyman, and, this time, blazed a comedic trail that enthralled young and old alike. This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! " She said, "No, but I got the license plate." Last night my wife met me at the front door. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. " She said, "No, I hate myself now." I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

Contrast Leno Device, which is when a show indicates how big a story already is by depicting a talk show host such as Leno or someone else talking about it.Some can do entire routines that they memorized from his comedy albums or his stage and television appearances.Just about every joke he ever told may be found by searching the internet on sites such as beer100 and jokes4us, in addition to the site dedicated to him above.When this happens to songs, it's Revival by Commercialization.When it happens to objects or goods, it's The Red Stapler.

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